updated my wishlist :) really damn bored, damn damn damn bored.. sometimes, somehow, i feel i'm being over suspicious and over senstitive.. but i wonder if my guesses are true~ i hope its not and i really hope that no one's hiding stuffs from me, i dun want to be cheated and dun want to be kept in the dark~ shall not go into details here :D
hmm what else~ oh, i think i'm still not ready to feel for another person.. totally not ready yet~ but this can be a good news isn't it?? cause i'm going to army :) but that's not the main reason.. still not ready cause i have yet to seen my miss right?? argh fuk, somehow totally have no feelings for any other girls.. eugene would know what i meant if he read this =.="
guess i have to sleep soon, or somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...
*i was watching the television at my parents house with my dad and the gay pride parade was showing, then all of the sudden, this 3 gay indian guys came on the screen.. i din mean CAME on the screen.. i mean they appeared right~ and they were shouting 'HEY WE ARE INDIANS AND WE ARE GAY!!! WE REPRESENT THE SOUTH ASIAN GAY COMMUNITY' my dad goes, 'that is disgusting!!! (pauses) do you know them?' i said, 'how the hell would i know them??' he goes, 'because they are of the gay.... and you are in the entertainment business!!'
*an indian saws a purse/bag at a chinese mall..... indian guy(ind): 'how much is that bag?' chinese guy(chi): '35 dollers' ind: 'how 'bout $30?' chi: 'nooooo.. nooooooooo.. i can't do thirty dollars, i sell you thirty dollars today you come tomorrow i close down!!!' ind: 'well gimme a deal on that purse man, i dun wanna pay 35 bucks' chi: 'ok one second, i talk to my wife.. one sec..' (chi turns and shouts: 'lei ar, seh seh tong ko waaaaaaaa.... ong gey') chi: 'you seem like nice guy, i give you best price, $34.50' ind: 'that's 50 cents only man!' chi: '50 cent a lot of money!!! you save 50 cent here then maybe you buy something else you save another 50 cent then you have one dollar..... then you take your dollar you go to the dollar store u buy something else!!' ind: 'forget it, its not a deal.. i'm leaving..' chi: 'hey!!! be a man...... be a man, do the right thing!!' ind: '(giggles) what are you talking about doing the right thing??!??!?!!' chi: 'maybe you dun buy the purse right now, you walk around the mall you see something else you dun buy, then you come back you say 'heeeyyyyyyy.. i wan the purse for 34.50' i say 'noooo, you dun give a 34.50, now price gone up maybe 40 dollars..' be a man!!'
all by russell peters.. i'm gonna watch that AGAIN b4 i sleep :) cheers me up =P
Name: Lim Hong
Gender: Male
Birthday: 20th Oct 1986
A.k.a: ahdot, dotty, hong
Msn: hongdotty@hotmail.com
Friendster: hongie_1020@yahoo.com.sg
Facebook: hongdotty@hotmail.com
Hobbies: bball, pool, exercise, club and booze
Marital Status: attached
School: National Slavery Foundation